Tuesday, 18 August 2009

The famous book

My friends like to call me B wong, this is because i'm not all that good with women. This may sound harsh but then its the way our friend group works. See i sit there and watch the lads who have a woman and see where i'm going wrong, And the truth is i am well out. All of you out there who feel you have to be nice to get a girlfriend are completely worng.
So this is where the book comes from. I'll tell you where your going wrong by telling all the disgusting things that my friends do. It could range from spitting on there face or simply telling them that there fanny smells like prawn cocktail crisps. I can see that face, because don't you worry i've pulled it. But on my never ending quest to improve my luck when it comes to women you watch those who are good at it.
So come with me on a journey, we're not going anywhere special. I'm going to take you and transform you into the disgusting and horrible woman pulling machine that you need to be these days.
Don't worry i'm learning too, We can do this together.

Signing out
B-Wong

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