Awkwardness, My story

Sat here at a friends house after a night with my ex girlfriend accompanied by Joes ex girl friend. It goes to show that being friends after a relationship will never work. Bringing up old jokes to try and break the ice will only make things worse. I may not know much about women and all that shit but bringing up the ole' shower joke will not go down a storm in a room where the tension could be cut by a knife. And being the Wong and using my ever failing techniques to get myself a girlfriend i've created awkwardness in our group. To a point where said victim is secluding herself from seeing any of us.
What i'm trying to put forward here is not only to give you advice on how to get yourself a women but how not to. You see it has recently come to my attention that the thrill isn't in the chase because when you choose that one person who you think who won't go out with you, its fair to say that it will never happen. But then who doesn't like a challenge. if you are agreeing then you are wrong, you can't like a challenge because when it comes to it, you will always fall. See what i'm saying is, settle for those who actually like you, don't go for the ones who you think will like you. As downhearted as it sounds, its a straight up fact.
I don't want to sound like a pesimist but i'm trying to be honest. I'm not out trying to make friends, i'm trying to get people (and myself) a girlfriend. Where I have tried and failed, you could suceed by learning from my mistakes. I am the Wong and will forever fail. But this doesn't mean you have to.
Signing out, Wong