Confidence

Now you see, when it comes down to it confidence is the be all or end all to any pursuit you may be trying. Confidence is attractive and you either have it or you don't, the question is how do you get it because it definately doesn't come overnight. The problem is, I don't know either. As i sit here writing this i still don't understand why i can't ever pluck up the courage to do anything. And I bet your at home thinking the same thing. I watch my friends bully there girlfriends by throwing them off a bench or threatening to punch them whilst wearing a wife beater and drinking stella. As crude as these actions are, they still show a form of confidence, even if it is in a twisted way. It shows that they are that comfortable with that person that they feel they don't have to sugar coat everything they say or do. As much as this sounds like a cliché, you have got to be yourself.

Now I know i'm not really one to give advice as i am useless, as much as this may be true i'm not stupid. If you don't believe me then watch the way that your friends speak to there significant others. The relationships that last tend to consist of the two getting along like best friends, those that fail are usually when the bloke slowly goes back to himself after he's got them hooked, and they realise he is a complete dick.

Confidence is a hard thing to gain, you can spend ages building it just to get it shattered in a day. You could build it by having a 'standard', but as you will later come to realise, these never work. You could start at the bottom and work your way up but then who wants the reputation of the lad who gets with anything that moves.

There is no simple solution to a lack of confidence its something that has to grow over time. You can try having a 'standard' but in my experience, they don't really help. I truely don't know what to suggest, i spent all day wondering why i have no confidence, and came to the conclusion that there is no reason to. See thats not my problem, I know i could do it if i tried but I don't because i'm to scared. And i'm guessing its the same problem with you.

So i'll leave you with this, don't be scared, just fucking do it. It maybe easier in theory than in practice. But if you give it a go so will I.

Signing out

Your boy Wong

Awkwardness, My story

Sat here at a friends house after a night with my ex girlfriend accompanied by Joes ex girl friend. It goes to show that being friends after a relationship will never work. Bringing up old jokes to try and break the ice will only make things worse. I may not know much about women and all that shit but bringing up the ole' shower joke will not go down a storm in a room where the tension could be cut by a knife. And being the Wong and using my ever failing techniques to get myself a girlfriend i've created awkwardness in our group. To a point where said victim is secluding herself from seeing any of us.
What i'm trying to put forward here is not only to give you advice on how to get yourself a women but how not to. You see it has recently come to my attention that the thrill isn't in the chase because when you choose that one person who you think who won't go out with you, its fair to say that it will never happen. But then who doesn't like a challenge. if you are agreeing then you are wrong, you can't like a challenge because when it comes to it, you will always fall. See what i'm saying is, settle for those who actually like you, don't go for the ones who you think will like you. As downhearted as it sounds, its a straight up fact.
I don't want to sound like a pesimist but i'm trying to be honest. I'm not out trying to make friends, i'm trying to get people (and myself) a girlfriend. Where I have tried and failed, you could suceed by learning from my mistakes. I am the Wong and will forever fail. But this doesn't mean you have to.
Signing out, Wong

The famous book

My friends like to call me B wong, this is because i'm not all that good with women. This may sound harsh but then its the way our friend group works. See i sit there and watch the lads who have a woman and see where i'm going wrong, And the truth is i am well out. All of you out there who feel you have to be nice to get a girlfriend are completely worng.

So this is where the book comes from. I'll tell you where your going wrong by telling all the disgusting things that my friends do. It could range from spitting on there face or simply telling them that there fanny smells like prawn cocktail crisps. I can see that face, because don't you worry i've pulled it. But on my never ending quest to improve my luck when it comes to women you watch those who are good at it.

So come with me on a journey, we're not going anywhere special. I'm going to take you and transform you into the disgusting and horrible woman pulling machine that you need to be these days.

Don't worry i'm learning too, We can do this together.

Signing out

B-Wong